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Post by texacojackson on Jun 7, 2013 19:45:37 GMT -5
I'm here, looks like fun. Hopefully it will be a good distraction for me.
I'm townie this time.
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Post by texacojackson on Jun 7, 2013 19:46:06 GMT -5
I'm here, looks like fun. Hopefully it will be a good distraction for me.
I'm townie this time.
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Post by flabbyphanny on Jun 8, 2013 7:05:57 GMT -5
I'm excited!!!!! Time to get our lynch on.
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Post by flabbyphanny on Jun 8, 2013 7:06:42 GMT -5
And welcome to the new players. Each game the newbies have done really well, I suspect it will be the same this time!
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Post by shanamah on Jun 8, 2013 14:17:50 GMT -5
I'm so excited! Let's kill those skanks!
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Post by texacojackson on Jun 8, 2013 16:54:34 GMT -5
Who else still has to check in? Hosts, when is our first lynch deadline?
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Post by dirtymexicanheeb on Jun 8, 2013 18:11:24 GMT -5
I haven't heard from Claire or Brandissa! I am posting at 9 p.m.
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Post by yogabbagabba on Jun 8, 2013 18:55:34 GMT -5
'Sup bitches. I am checking in!
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Post by flabbyphanny on Jun 8, 2013 19:21:37 GMT -5
40 minutes til go time! I am excited ( and relieved) to be a townie this game!!! Especially after the last game!
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Post by chicagoshells on Jun 8, 2013 19:44:31 GMT -5
MAAAAAAAAAAFIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
I am a townie once again, and I will NOT be fooled this time. Going with my gut and trusting no one.
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Post by TenCentWangs on Jun 8, 2013 19:48:43 GMT -5
Lynch deadline is 9 PM tomorrow night!
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Post by dirtymexicanheeb on Jun 8, 2013 20:06:51 GMT -5
Chapter 1: Good To The Last Drop “That’s TWO venti, non-fat, no foam, no water, 6 pump, extra hot, chai tea lattes! Its not that difficult to understand!” Mary-Kate rolled her eyes under her fabulous Chanel sunnies, at the incompetent barista as she turned to her twin. “Seriously, how hard is it to make coffee?” Ashley nodded in agreement, “totes”. The legendary twins stepped to the side and waited for their order with arms crossed. Starbucks was hopping. Denzel was taking pics with all the middle-aged women by the juice and water coolers. NPH was checking himself out in every reflective surface as Tom Cruise rambled on and on about doing his own stunts. Tyra Banks and Kim K. were complimenting each other’s outfits then smirking when the other looked away. Maggie Smith was silently judging Jenelle Evans and her sweet cutoffs from across the room, “Where is that girl’s mother?” Charlie Sheen walked in the door, a blonde on each arm, and spotted the sisters. The girls tried to hide behind their giant Hermes handbags but it was too late, he was coming over. “MK! Ashley! Just the twins I’ve been looking for!” Ashley gave a half-grin while Mary-Kate pretended to answer her phone. “I’ve been thinking, and I try not to make a habit of that, but we should get together, just the three of us. Its been a while since I’ve brought twins home.” Charlie smirked in a half-kidding, half-serious kind of way. Ashley jokingly hit him on the arm, “Oh come on Charlie, you know we haven’t done that since that time with Bob Saget.” “Tanner? Tanner? Two venti, non-fat, no foam, no water, 6 pump, extra hot, chai tea lattes?” Mary-Kate put away her phone and said, “That’s us. Obviously.” She grabbed their drinks and headed to the booth by the window. Of course. Ashley started to follow but was distracted by the delicious pastries in the case. Mary-Kate sat the cups down on the table, “Ash, why do you always acknowledge Charlie? Ash?” She turned to find her sister staring down a slice of banana bread across the room. MK stomped over to her weak-willed sister, “Ash, you know WE don’t eat that stuff. Come on, I have some Tic Tacs in my Birkin.” The duo walked back to the booth by the window and took their seats. “There sure are a lot of celebs out tonight, MK. We should’ve gone to the Starbucks on Wilshire, we’re always the most famous there.” Mary-Kate nodded then shook her head in disgust. Ashley took a sip from her cup and gasped, “OMG! I think they put whole milk in my drink! This does NOT taste right.” Mary-Kate lifted her Chanels to show her level of horror. “That is NOT okay! OMG I wonder if mine is right?” She took a tiny sip, in fear of the whole milk calories, and nodded, “yep, mine too!” Mary-Kate stood to march over and have that barista fired when she noticed Ashley gripping her throat. “Ash?!? Ashley?!?” But Ashley was frantic and turning blue. Suddenly flash bulbs were going off in all directions and celebs were coming out of the woodwork. A camera IS a camera, after-all. Mary-Kate tried to grab her sister when she, too, started to lose her breath. “Help!” She managed to whisper as she fell to the floor in an unusually glamorous position. The celebs of Hollywood stood in shock over the beautiful, crumpled, 85 lb twin bodies. Gary Busey pushed to the front of the crowd and exclaimed, “These lovely ladies are now at peace. Purely Experiencing A Comfortable Energy. Peace is settling and kind.” Sofia Vergara said something from within the crowd but no one could understand her so they just stared at her marvelous rack. Amy Adams was weeping, while Alec Baldwin picked up Ashley in his arms and posed for the greatest photo op ever. Abby Lee Miller walked over to Amy Adams, and told her, “save the tears for your pillow, you didn’t even know these girls.” Kody Brown put his arm around Amy and offered to buy her a coffee. He didn’t have a redheaded wife…yet. Chatter started among the celebs and soon they were all realizing it had to be one of them. But who? “I bet it was Tom! We all know he’s crazy!” “It was Kim! She can’t stand those super thin girls!” The finger pointing and accusations didn’t miss a single celeb. Denzel stepped forward and raised his hands to hush the crowd. “Whoever has committed this heinous crime, is in this room. We will figure this out and take them down!” The celebs applauded while cautiously looking around the room at each other. One of them was a killer. The Olsen twins, (Heather and Sarina) are dead. Day 1 has begun. You have until 9 PM est time on June 9th to lynch a suspect. Avenge us, fatties! You have until 9 p.m. on Sunday, June 9th and not a moment later!
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Post by elizadella on Jun 8, 2013 20:07:50 GMT -5
phew, i was afraid i missed it. The power went out in our city and just barely came back on.
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Post by nicole on Jun 8, 2013 20:14:51 GMT -5
Bitches with wangs! Killing the Olsen twins!
Anyone have any ideas of how to make the first lynch NOT suck?
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Post by elizadella on Jun 8, 2013 20:15:21 GMT -5
love it!
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Post by flabbyphanny on Jun 8, 2013 20:16:08 GMT -5
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! RIP Twins.
That post made me want to go purse shopping.
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Post by flabbyphanny on Jun 8, 2013 20:16:52 GMT -5
Bitches with wangs! Killing the Olsen twins! Anyone have any ideas of how to make the first lynch NOT suck? Nope. I hate the first one.
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Post by shanamah on Jun 8, 2013 20:20:22 GMT -5
I hate the first lynch. I somehow suspect there'll be a lot of revenge votes this time....
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Post by flabbyphanny on Jun 8, 2013 20:22:32 GMT -5
Haha! I'm fearful or revenge votes myself. Remember people, revenge votes got poor Gonzo killed!
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Post by elizadella on Jun 8, 2013 20:22:46 GMT -5
i don't have a revenge kill list from last game, i didn't last long enough. I'm using the good ol' draw-a-number technique.
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